Wednesday, May 22, 2013

Weiner: A Comic's Wet Dream


What could be better than a guy named Weiner running for Mayor of New York City? How about a sexual texter who takes selfie pics
at the gym or pictures of his bulging jockeysand then sends them to young girls on the Internet?!
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It's amazing. 
"Carlos Danger" just can't stop himself from sending 
Weiner pics to women half his age. 

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The hotdog, Oscar Mayor Weiner jokes write themselves.

I'm sure you'll also hear plenty of innuendo... 

This guy Weiner is a real dick! 
Weiner has had a long, hard life.
Nobody knows how to finish a job like Weiner.
Weiner is in and out of meetings and back in again.
I'll bet he's got the balls to handle New York City. 
Mayor Weiner will come at issues with force.
Weiner never steps till he's about to spew.
 It's clear that Anthony is the cock of the walk.
 Weiner works harder than any other politician.
If you want something done right, get a Weiner.
Weiner will take NYC from behind and thrust it into center.

...stuff like that.

In all honestly there's no way
that he could possibly do worse than Bloomberg.
As long as he doesn't tell people what to drink,

including babies and breast milk,
then I think he'll be ok.